Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2703

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Farms Harvested: 335
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6103 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8840 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4580 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Buildings Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Farms Harvested: 814 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Mines Excavated: 2247 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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