Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Mines Excavated: 4513 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NovaSky

    NovaSky

    Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Love Poland Minecraft Server

    Love Poland Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2207 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

    No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

    So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GoldDiggerGamerLOL

    GoldDiggerGamerLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

    ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyLoveTips

    CraftyLoveTips
    Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 689920 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • WarriorsOfTheBlock

    WarriorsOfTheBlock
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Star Shards Collected: 161
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

    Roman Olive Oil Scrappers
    join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9550
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 207

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Left Handed Musician’s Brain

    Left Handed Musician’s Brain
    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7675 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn but with Mods that will make you question your sanity, so join us now!

    Travelers Reborn Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Travelers Reborn
    Modpack Modrinth
    Current Players 10+
    Main Features Player driven economy, 300+ mods, interactive community

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What types of players are you looking for? We are wanting shopkeepers, travelers, farmers, and more for our main town.
    What makes your server different? Players can influence the modpack and community with 300+ mods, build and claim homes, travel and do dungeons, and become powerful Wizards, Swordsman, Rulers, and more. Chunk resets for unclaimed areas also ensure a fresh world experience.
    How can I join? Join our Discord server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

    Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

    3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

    4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 183 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ores Mined: 7524 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

    Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

    Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 211 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Towns Built: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 184 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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