Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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