Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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