Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Secret Passages Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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