| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9073 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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f5.gamely.pro:40121
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9596 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4170 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4987 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4669 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2985 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7353 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3102 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 341032 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2820 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4871 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7789 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6554 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1189 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7445 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 646189 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2154 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
