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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8828 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2286 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 423 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
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So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?