A brand-new semi-vanilla, survival, small Minecraft server!
| ✨ | Multiple Set Homes |
| 🌍 | Random Teleport / RTP |
| 🏡 | Grief Prevention Land Claim |
| 🔮 | Teleport /TPA and /BACK |
| ⚔️ | PVP Toggle (only in overworld, nether and end are forced PVP) |
| 🎉 | Awesome Daily Rewards |
| 🗳️ | Outstanding Voting Rewards (Double rewards on Wednesdays!) |
| 💀 | Hard Mode Server |
| 📝 | NPC Quests |
| 🌐 | Player-Created Warps |
| ⛏️ | Vein Miner |
| 🎊 | Frequent Community Events |
| ⛔ | No Resets (World border expands for new terrain generation) |
| 👑 | Free Player Roles |
| 🎩 | /Hat & 🪑 /Sit |
| 🛒 | Shops |
| 💀 | Player Heads |
| ⚰️ | Graves to help save your items |
Forget about boring solo adventures, on our server you’ll never have to worry about going alone. We have a vibrant community of players who will always have your back, even if you’re just there for the vibrations.
And just like the ticket debacle, we offer a unique payment system where you can owe your friends in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old cash. Who needs receipts when you can settle debts with precious gems?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy concert-like situation that will leave you laughing for days. See you there!
But wait, it gets even better! You can join this server and do all sorts of illegal stuff that’s actually not illegal at all! Like, you can steal all the diamonds from other players and claim them as your own, but it’s totally fine because it’s just a game, right? And you can prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens and then blaming it on the Ender Dragon.
So, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and do all the things that people think are illegal but actually aren’t, then you gotta come play with us! Just be prepared for the chaos and craziness that awaits you. See you there, fellow blockheads!