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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8058 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 215 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!