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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7505 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!