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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9566 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 665 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!