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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9744 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3706 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!