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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 221 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9099 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!