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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9119 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 1857 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!