Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2347	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	594125	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	213312	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	417	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	138	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	73

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2985
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.