Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Farms Harvested: 422
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Animals Bred: 181
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crops Grown: 2681
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3147 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2565 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Farms Harvested: 715
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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