Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Emeralds Found: 1396
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ores Mined: 4694
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 120 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Runes Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Zombie Dances: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5556
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Farms Harvested: 780

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8982 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Animals Bred: 110 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9266 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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