ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Divine Spears Created: 28 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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