ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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