ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Runes Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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