ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 208
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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