ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5260	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	202	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3482
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	9

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	3109	Animals Bred:	189
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	1617	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7191
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	276
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	619	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	3622	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	2238	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz