ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9701	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9108	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	275	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5695	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.