ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6038	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7324	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9125	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchantments Applied:	182	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Animals Bred:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!