ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • FarLandsMC

    FarLandsMC

    FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Emeralds Found: 3090
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Kingscraft Network

    Kingscraft Network

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Enchantments Applied: 147
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • EpikLava

    EpikLava

    FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The War of the Ring MC

    The War of the Ring MC

    Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Finmine

    Finmine

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pvp Legends

    Pvp Legends

    Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2923 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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