ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4055	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	59231

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9656	Potions Brewed:	186
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	1300	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.