ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3327
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	6954	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	948	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Potions Brewed:	139	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4049
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Buildings Constructed:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5731
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!