ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	876
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mines Excavated:	3088	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4992

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	6463

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	691	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4155	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.