Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Emeralds Found:	5937
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

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Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

Armenian cyber security, Armenian government, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital warfare, Edition, foreign hackers, government cyber security, government database, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, international cyber attack, Kremlin, Russian cyber attack, Russian hackers

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	1232	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

atrophy, big muscles, body image, comic books, fictional characters, muscle growth, muscle maintenance, muscle mass, Muscles, Physical fitness, Powerlifting, RIPPED, Server, strength training, strong heroes, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities, Superman, SUPERMANS, unrealistic standards, Weak, weightlifting

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Silvermons: Where Pixelmon and Progression meet Endgame PvE…plus we throw in some bad puns and free puppies!

bad, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Exclusive Gyms, free, friendly community, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon, Player Gym system, Progression, Puns, puppies, PvE…plus, rank progression system, Silvermons, throw, Unique formats

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Details
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Silvermons?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does Silvermons offer?

Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, there are Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP play.silvermons.com on Minecraft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6787	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

art development, art evolution, art evolution in contemporary society, art evolution in modern times, Art progression, art revolution, artistic advancement, Artistic development, artistic growth, artistic innovation, artistic transformation, canvas, contemporary art, Crafty, creative evolution, emerging artists, evolving art scene, innovative artwork, Minecraft, Modern art, modern art movement, modern artistic trends, modern artistry, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs can fly, the creepers do the cha-cha, and the cows have formed a secret underground society plotting to take over the world – one block at a time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? It’s always a pleasant surprise to witness such thing in this modern climate. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3013
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Daily Shiroyama SMP Mita-san

action-packed, Adventure, Ancient Ruins, archaeology, Chapter 19, Cliffhanger, Comic, Daily, Daily Shiroyama, Exploration, FANTASY, graphic novel, historical fiction, Japan, Japanese culture, Manga, Mita Tamiko, Mita-san, Mitasan, Mystery, Ruins Explorer, Shiroyama, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and embark on a journey with the legendary Ruins Explorer Mita Tamiko as she searches for ancient treasures and battles fierce mobs. Rumor has it she once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of Skeletons – now that’s a sight to see!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest loot you’ll ever find in Minecraft. From diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, you’ll be decked out in gear that will make all the other players green with envy.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are busting out their best dance moves to the beat of a jukebox. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for Mita Tamiko – she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

Airport, aita, Asshole, CraftyParent, DAUGHTER, flip phone, holiday, iPhone, Kids, Minecraft, Panic, Phone, refusing to help, Rude, Server, sister, Smartphone, social media, Tantrum, vacation, Western Europe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in tough love and teaching valuable life lessons! Just like the parent in this story, we won’t coddle you or give you everything you want.

Join us if you want to learn the importance of responsibility and not throwing tantrums when things don’t go your way. Our server is filled with challenges and obstacles that will test your patience and resilience, just like this daughter had to learn to suck it up and deal with her flip phone.

Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded without a phone like this poor girl – but we will make sure you appreciate what you have and learn to make the best of any situation. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”