Shanna’s Memory Lane Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	New Chunks Explored:	795232
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	New Chunks Explored:	497858

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7014
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2336
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2731
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	1674	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Votes:	9724
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8911	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchantments Applied:	138

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	660
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2918	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8904

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	100/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1