Shadowvale Citadel | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyUkrainians

Conflict, controversy, CraftyUkrainians, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Media, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, president, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolution

EnviroCraft: Where Blocks Matter More

blocks, early death, Envirocraft, Environment, environmental exposures, environmental health, environmental influences, exposome, Genes, genetic predisposition, genetics, health determinants, health disparities, health outcomes, Lifestyle, Longevity, matter, mortality risk, nature vs nurture, personalized medicine, public health, research, risk factors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Potions Brewed:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even your genes will be shaking in their boots! Forget about DNA, it’s all about the environment, baby!

Our server is like a magical exposome, full of crazy environmental exposures that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a minefield, so get ready for some wild adventures!

Join us and discover why some players have a higher risk of an early respawn than others. It’s all about the exposome, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Let’s gooooooo!

MysticCraft Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Land, MysticCraft, No. 931521552 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Detective Investigation Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Unknown Intrigue Puzzle Mysterious Unidentified Covert Confidential Anonymous author

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long.

So why wait? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?).

ElopingCraft – No Fam Allowed

abuse history, addiction, Allowed, best friends, Building a life, Elopement, ElopingCraft, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guilt trips, long term partner, low contact, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s expectations, no contact, personal traumas, Therapy, Traditions, Wedding celebration, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life weddings by eloping in our virtual world. No overbearing mothers allowed, unless they’re cool with just having a nice dinner after the ceremony.

Our server is the perfect place to tie the blocky knot with your partner, without worrying about guilt trips or arguments. Plus, we have a special “subconsciously unhappy” package for those who want to marry for the wrong reasons (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

So come on over and elope in peace, because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

ChildhoodDreamsMC SMP

childhood aspirations, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, ChildhoodDreamsMC, coveted possessions, coveted toys, desired objects, dream toys, longed for items, longed for possessions, missed childhood opportunities, missed opportunities, never received gifts, smp, unattainable toys, unattained dreams, unfulfilled desires, unfulfilled wishes, wanted but never got, wished for items, yearned for possessions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you ever dream of riding a rainbow llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded onesie? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats and the zombies are just trying to find their way back to the disco party in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of the best bacon sandwiches. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of this majestic beast as it frolics through the pixelated fields.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the trees turn into dancing pandas and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my friends, and you won’t want to miss out on the shenanigans that happen on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that childhood dream you never knew you had.

BlockyJoyLand

Bliss, BlockyJoyLand, cheer, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, jubilation, Laughter, love, Peace, Pleasure, positivity, satisfaction, Serenity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	1110
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4281	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

aggression, blame game, Conflict, CraftyTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, president, Server, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, u know that minecraft server where u can build ur own crazy world and stuff? well, this one is like, totally next level, bro. u gotta join cuz, like, trump is there and he’s all like, blaming ukraine for the war and stuff. it’s wild, man. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the drama and build ur own secret base. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft. so, like, come join us and let’s see who can survive the chaos of trump vs zelenskyy in the ultimate minecraft showdown. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

Conflict, controversy, CraftyZelenskyy, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, NotForSale, Politics, power struggle, PRESIDENTIAL, response, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, trump, Ukraine, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

Schools R Us: HVAC, STEM, Space & Fun

academic success, athletic facilities, budget allocation, capital spending, classroom space, disadvantaged school districts, disadvantaged students, education, educational resources, Fun, funding, HVAC, HVAC systems, improved student achievement, Infrastructure, Investments, pollutant removals, school districts, school facilities, SCHOOLs, Space, STEM, STEM equipment, student achievement

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we be spendin’ all da capital on schools to make dem students super smart! we got HVAC systems dat make da air clean so you can breathe easy while you mine for diamonds. STEM equipment for all you brainiacs out there who wanna build crazy redstone contraptions. and we got so much classroom space, you can build a mansion if ya want! forget bout dem athletic facilities, ain’t nobody gettin’ smarter from playin’ sports. so come on down and level up yo brain on dis server!

What is the IP for Johnny and Marty Minecraft Server?

000, 000 In Roblox Snapchat…, 000 Keys in Roblox Rivals!, Becoming SQUID GAME Guards In Roblox Rivals!, BROOKHAVEN, brookhaven 🏡rp, Cash, comedy, CRAZY FAN GIRLS, funny, funny cats, Funny Moments, Hide and seek, I Gifted My Crush 10, Johnny, johnny and marty, Last To Leave HOT TUB Wins $1, Marty, Minecraft, mm2 gameplay, mm2 leaks, ragdoll, roblox, roblox brookhaven, roblox funny, roblox hole in the wall, roblox meme, roblox obby, Roxy and Omz, Server, sunny roblox

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Potions Brewed:	115
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Johnny and Marty are childhood friends who share a passion for music and have been playing together since they were teenagers. Johnny is a talented vocalist and guitar player, while Marty excels at drums and percussion. They have performed at various local venues and events, gaining a reputation for their high-energy performances and unique sound. Their dynamic chemistry on stage and genuine love for music have endeared them to fans and fellow musicians alike. Johnny and Marty continue to push boundaries and evolve as artists, constantly searching for new ways to connect with their audience through their music.

MECH Medieval Tech

#addons, Bosses, Cannons, Combat, CPU, Events, FACTORY, Forge, Magic, MECH, Medieval, Mods, RAM, server specs, shockbyte, smp, Spawn, Spells, Structures, Tech, Technology, Version, WEAPONRY

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Star Shards Collected:	74
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2924	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Specs	Hosted on shockbyte
	16 gigs of ram
	“Better CPU”
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Some Mods Include:

Simply swords and better combat
Boss mods like cataclysm and bosses of mass destruction
Yung’s better series and a bunch of other structure mods
Magic mods like Irons spells

Also, the server will have some cool events and has a cozy spawn.

Join Discord for more information:

Discord Link

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist or application needed to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist or application needed. Anyone who wants to join can join.

Q: What are some of the big mods on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Boss mods like cataclysm, Yung’s better series, and magic mods like Irons spells.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

A: The server is running on Minecraft Version 1.20.1 and Forge Version 47.3.0.

Unity Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. Fembot, 11. Anti-racism, 12. Self-reflection, 13. Mental health, 14. Personal growth, 15. Identity, 16. Empowerment, 17. Healing, 18. Trauma, 19. Social justice, 2. Racism, 20. acceptance, 3. Fascism, 4. Non white woman, 5. Despicable, 6. Imagination, 7. Fantasies, 8. Sexuality, 9. Normal, Quest, Stop feeling sexual attraction, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! We’ve got blocks, mobs, and more insanity than a llama on a pogo stick!

Forget about those racist and fascist guys, they don’t stand a chance against our pixelated paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in a world where anything is possible.

Who needs real life when you can escape to a land where the only limits are your creativity and the occasional creeper explosion? Embrace your inner fembot and let loose in a world where normal is just a setting on the options menu.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to those despicable dudes and hello to a new reality where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Let’s get blocky!

FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Farms Harvested:	765	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Enchantments Applied:	212

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

Players:	102/700	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4