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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6435 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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