🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8712 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!