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CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	171	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	8723

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	6770
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

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Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	139301	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

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Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

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Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	705
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	145	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	202	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8402
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2