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EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

10 years, 30s, activities, Boyfriend, close friend, Colleague, Details, doesn’t like me, email threads, friend group, getting married, invite, mad, not invited, OFFENDED, participate, refusing to go, skipping party, spending weekend, Wedding, WeddingCrasherPro876, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Potions Brewed:	172	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, BrexitCraft, Britain, decision, EU, Europe, european union, Future, Government, international relations, Lifetime, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, opinion, Politics, referendum, Rejoin, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Starmer, Statement, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

creampie, CREEPERS, diabetes, diabetes management, DRUG, funny, health, humor, Injection, Medical, medication, misinterpretation, misunderstood, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, resemblance, side effects, Treatment, Visual, weight loss, weight loss aid

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	717237
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

asthma, asthma attacks, asthma control, asthma management, asthma prevention, childhood vaccinations, children, children’s health, Covid vaccination, Covid vaccine, inoculation, Kids, preventive measures, Protecting, Protection, public health, Reductions, research, respiratory health, study, Symptoms, VaxCraft, viral illness, viral infections

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

en, How did they do it, long tail tags, Minecraft, niji, NijiCraft, NijiJP, On their way, Refugees, Save, SAVED, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4903	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime adaptation, Battle Cry, best line, Character development, comedic relief, emotional impact, fan favorite, Hirohiko Araki, humor, iconic quotes, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Joseph Joestar, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, MineJojos, missed opportunity, Server, shonen jump, storytelling, voice acting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?

ParentalPanicCraft

Boundaries, Communication, divorce threat, Expectations, FAITH, family dynamics, Help, in-laws, Marriage, ParentalPanicCraft, parenting, personal assistant, personal space, privacy, Religion, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, stress, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3961
Void Gems Collected:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your in-laws drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from annoying family members who show up unannounced and expect you to drop everything to help them with tech support.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to deal with religious debates at the dinner table or awkward prayers before meals. Our virtual world is a judgment-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome.

And if your spouse threatens divorce because you refuse to be their parents’ personal assistant, don’t worry! On our server, you can build your own empire and rule it with your own rules. No in-laws allowed!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no in-laws allowed!