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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9687 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
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