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Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3706	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	446881
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6441	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	8718
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks