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VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

Battles, biome map, Existing, fanbase, friendship, general, Glory, Interactive map, introductory document, monster hunting, nation, Nations, not die, Oshi, Projects, Rivalry, rule, VITI archive, VTubeCraft, Vtuber, Vtubers, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2995	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

Crafty Combat Crew

adult responsibilities, balancing issues, changes, Combat, combo routes, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, constant updates, Crafty, CREW, Expansions, fighting games, Frames, game updates, Gaming Community, Knockback, match-ups, motivation, Old Days, patch notes, patches, strategies, Time management

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1947	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

Brightly, Dedication, Disappointment, dreams crushed, everyday, Frustration, goldstein, hard work, HOURS, INEQUALITY, Laughter, luxury, Mr, perseverance, RETIREMENT PLANS, Shine, ShineCraft, Shines, tfw, unappreciated, unfairness, wealth, Yacht

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2696	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

Audiences, BPD, cleverly delivered, cousin, cousin relationship, Degenerate, fix her, fucked up, Fun, Lonely Men, Manipulation, nge, nuanced, Oreimo, OreimoCraft, psychological themes, psychological thriller, sexual degeneration, Subtle, taboo fetishization, Target, vicarious channeling

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	4185	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

Architecture, azerbaijan, Azerbaijanis, baku, caspiansea, Caucasus, CraftyCaucasus, cuisine, culture, Dance, Exploration, History, Hospitality, landscapes, Language, Minecrafters, Mountains, Music, people, silkroad, tourism, Traditions, travel, unite

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

#announcement, #debutsream, #fanname, #KoboKanaeru, #localslutty, #RainShaman, #youtube, AeruSeni, Bratty, cover, Crafty, FANART, Karaoke, Kobocast, Kobokerz, Kobos, Livestream, lolz, meme, originalsong, Server, streaming, Sunshine, twitter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Character development, console, Dragon Quest, Exploration, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, Gaming, japanese, Jrpg, leveling up, Minecraft, Persona, pixelated, Quests, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy, turn based combat, video game, xenoblade

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9528	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Animals Bred:	113
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!