On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.
So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!
– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!
Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.
So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).
And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.
So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.
85.190.166.218
Welcome to NoobCraft!
NoobCraft is a community with players of all ages and backgrounds, designed to be a fun and safe environment for everyone. We provide a free minecraft server with the latest software, hardware, and adapt to the needs of an ever changing gaming experience.
We have gathered a staff of responsible, mature, and experienced gamers that are willing to help all users at any time and for any reason. Each suggestion by a user is passed up the ranks, and we take every request under consideration.
This is your community, and it should meet and exceed what you want to see in a Minecraft community. In order to build on the server, you will need to be promoted to Builder. This is an easy process, and typically only takes a couple minutes. Just go to our Website and read our rules: (http://www.noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=39).
Then connect to the server using our IP: mcnoobs.info
Read our rules at (http://noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=10)
See our live map at (http://mcnoobs.info:8123/) Looking forward to see you there!
mcnoobs.info
HoaxMC is a Minecraft skyblock server featuring: pets, adventures, mobcoins, farmers quotas, robots, mcmmo, power items and more!
play.hoaxmc.com
Have you had enough of childish drama, disrespectful players and rude staff ruining your Minecraft Experience? If so your long search for a fun Minecraft server is over.
Welcome to Merchant Villages! 🙂
What makes us different?
We strive to be the server you’ve been looking for with a fun, friendly and mature environment.MV is well established having been online since January of 2013.We have a strong economy originally based off the NPC trades created by Mojang with EssentialsEco, Chestshop, Shopkeepers, Auctions and other plugins to make trading with other players easy and fun!
What else do we have to offer?
– No plot limits. Your region will expand as you build. – Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged – Four home sets and more as you rank– Combat cooldown removed– Random tp; No starting in overpopulated areas– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off – Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more – Creative plot world– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
So come join the Merchant Villages family for the most fun-filled Minecraft experience available!
mc.merchantvillages.com
Kid and family-friendly environment with grief prevention and protection.
Rules:– Keep vBWorld family-friendly– Don’t be rude to others– Don’t touch what isn’t yours– No swearing– No hacking
Overall, use common sense and be respectful of others.
vbworld.doubleugly.org
![Reality³ – [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Reality³-1201-CreativeSurvival-McMMO-Jobs.gif)
![Reality³ - [1.20.1] Creative/Survival | McMMO & Jobs Minecraft Server](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Reality³-1201-CreativeSurvival-McMMO-Jobs.png)
This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join!
IMPORTANT INFO:
Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP Adress: Reality3MC.mcserv.fun:25565
Our Homepage: EnjinOur Facebook: FacebookOur Instagram: InstagramDiscord server: Discord
Our server has an active discord with game chat directly in discord. Join the discord: Here
Plugins You Can Enjoy!
⬥ Creative/Survival Gamemodes ⬥ McMMO ⬥ Jobs ⬥ UltimateCatcher ⬥ Chairs ⬥ SimpleblackJack ⬥ MarriageMaster ⬥ Time Vote & Weather Vote ⬥ Emotes ⬥ Vehicles ⬥ Brewery ⬥ Casino⬥ GriefDefender ⬥ Lockette Pro ⬥ Areashop
*Plugins get added and updated all the time, there are a lot more than what’s on this list!
FAQ
What if I want to make an automatic farm and go AFK?• Go for it!
Do you want to play on your own and not feel obligated to talk to anyone?• No problem! We respect your rights as a human to privacy.
Did you find an abandoned place and want to make it yours?• We have protection in place to claim your land so if its unclaimed, then its free for anyone.
Are you new to Minecraft but are too scared to ask for basic game help?• Don’t worry. We all have been there. It is an honour for us to be part of you gaining your skills.
Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)
We do accept donations, but if you can’t afford it or don’t want to, there is a way to get everything you need by playing (all ranks are timed except for Elite VIP.) Loyal players that reach Elder get the same permissions. Voting for the server is a fantastic way to help our server grow even more. one of the owners has a well-paying job and is happy to keep the server running (since 2014) without donations.
The owners do have full-time jobs but are masters at working both the server and real-life work at the same time. We take your suggestions with priority, and we work FOR the guests in the game as well as working hard to manage/fix and resolve anything that comes up in an impressively short time. Our discord server is the gateway to contacting the owners and our door is always open for anyone!
We look forward to seeing you come play!This server has multiple worlds including a flatland. It’s simple to claim land and just as easy to get in game money to buy land to keep your builds safe. Oh, by the way… no map resets!
reality3mc.mcserv.fun
Embark on epic quests, forge alliances, and uncover the secrets of the alien planet Vel-tera as you navigate through its sprawling landscapes. Encounter custom mobs that will test your skills and courage, and utilize unique plugins to enhance your gameplay experience.
Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a novice survivor, there’s always something new to discover in the ever-evolving universe of Vel-tera. Join us on Discord to begin your journey and unlock the mysteries of this captivating world. Whitelist applications are waiting for eager adventurers like you!
Resource pack and whitelisting can be found on Discord:https://discord.gg/pQG9XNWSQ6
Dynmap:51.161.213.32:8001/
51.161.213.32:25583
24/7 dedicated server. Brand new. No whitelist
We are survival server with sign shops and residences. We also have project zone to build bigger building and redstone project.
Why would you be interested of Obsessioncraft?
If you are interested to build advanced buildings and/or redstone circuits, you will find friends here with similar goals.
Have any opinions on political stuff and talk about it while having fun. Yes we are bit old geezers who are interested of whats going on in the world we are, but we arent having any age limitations.
Want to be part of newly forming community which hopefully will be very friendly
Here is a sample you might see on our server after we get it running properly. http://youtu.be/N2ZWpKQEo0o
obsessioncraft.net
Server 1.8.X – 1.14 – Factions 1.8.X – SkyWars 1.8.X – SkyBlock 1.8.X – Survival 1.14 Server 1.8.X – 1.14 – Factions 1.8.X – SkyWars 1.8.X – SkyBlock 1.8.X – Survival 1.14
mc.kastelcraft.net
149.56.148.130