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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1669 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!