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The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
New Chunks Explored:	496419	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Runes Activated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	78
Animals Bred:	72	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1603	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5127
Votes:	745	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

The Tall Guy in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of shorties running around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a minimum height requirement of 177cm! Why, you ask? Because only the tallest players can reach the highest blocks and claim the best loot!

Join us on this epic adventure where giants roam the land and tiny players are banished to the depths of the mines. Don’t be left behind, join our server and show everyone that size really does matter in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret entrance to the hidden tall people’s kingdom where diamonds rain from the sky and trees grow upside down.

So what are you waiting for? Stretch those pixels and join our server today! Just remember, if you’re not at least 177cm tall, you might want to bring a step ladder.

Mourn for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9550
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server where we embrace the chaos and have a blast!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas in tuxedos start dancing around you, dropping emeralds as they go. Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen?

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all, including those on the autism spectrum. We welcome everyone with open arms and encourage you to be your true, quirky self. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

FurRealMinecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	264972
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual fursuiting to a whole new level! Join us for some wild adventures and make real furiends along the way. Our server is like an aquarium, except instead of fish, we have furries window licking while playing Minecraft.

If you’re new, don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to get started, including avatar resources and guides to help you navigate this crazy world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our other resources at your own risk – who knows what kind of madness you’ll find there!

But that’s not all, we have weekly events that will make you want to log on every day. From Halloween events to drinking nights, multiplayer nights, and even a snooker casual/pool tournament, there’s always something fun happening on our server. And if you’re into cartoons, we have watch parties every Thursday that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows, you might just find your new furry family here!