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CraftyPutin’sUltimatum

CraftyPutinsUltimatum, Diplomacy, diplomatic dialogue, diplomatic solutions, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international diplomacy, international relations, Kremlin, Moscow, mutually respectful talks, negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, trump, Ultimatum, US-Russia relations, White House

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!

WhimsySMP

admins, close-knit, custom events, custom origins, Custom Plugins, custom server, Discord, farmers delight, Figura, friendly community, Fun Events, join us, Listen to community, Mature Players, minecraft server, Modded, Roleplay, Small Community, Two groups, voice chat, WhimsySMP, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom origins
Custom events
Figura
Farmers delight
Admins who listen to the community
Voice chat

If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:

Discord invite link

WhimsySMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open in a week or two.
What are the current plans for the server?	The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events.
How can I join the server?	Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players.
Are there any other features on the server?	Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more.

Epic Craft Realm 1.20

born male, complaint investigation, confidentiality breach, Craft, discrimination, employee rights, Epic, Gender Identity, genitals, HR complaint, human Resources, Inappropriate Behavior, misconduct, offensive conduct, penis, privacy violation, professional conduct, Realm, Reporting, Smelly, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2247	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We don’t care if your genitals are smelly, in fact, we encourage it! Show off your stinky bits while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who reported you for your funky junk? Who cares! Come join the madness and let your smelly flag fly high!

SecondChanc3sMPS

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, emotional, forgiveness, growth, healing, introspection, love, patience, perseverance, personal development, reconciliation, Redemption, Reflection, relationships, second chance, SecondChanc3sMPS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3585

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with drama, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!

Pixel Zen Palace

Bliss, calmness, Contentment, emotional fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, inner peace, joy, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, Palace, peaceful moment, PIXEL, Reflection, Relaxation, Serenity, solitude, Stillness, Tranquility, zen

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	31015
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience a level of peace you never knew existed! Our server is so calming, it’s like meditating in a field of fluffy sheep while sipping on a potion of relaxation. You’ll feel so zen, you’ll forget all your worries and just focus on building the most epic pixelated creations.

One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.

So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

celebration, ceremony, Community, couples, effect, equality, Event, Happiness, Historic, joy, law, LGBTQ, love, lovecraft, mass wedding, milestone, Minecraft, RIGHTS, same-sex marriage, Server, Support, thailand, union

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	855241	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

CraftyPutinBegsUkraine

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinBegsUkraine, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military intervention, Negotiate, negotiation tactics, peace talks, Polish president, political tensions, putin, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5766
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where we make putin beg for mercy like the polish president says. we have crazy battles and alliances just like in the real world. build your own empire and conquer others to show who’s boss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our server. putin will bow down to you in no time.

Sugarcube Slimmers – Dapa & Diet

Dapa, diet, Slimmers, sugarcube

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GIVE YOU MAGIC POTION CALLED DAPAGLIFLOZIN TO HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND BEAT DIABETES IN THE GAME! WITH JUST A LITTLE CALORIE RESTRICTION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE REMISSION AND BECOME A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO! NO MORE DIABETES, JUST BLOCK-BUILDING FUN! JOIN NOW FOR A CRAZY ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER!

Lost Wasteland Minecraft server

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.8, 1.9, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, donation, Lost Wasteland, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, wipe, Zero Wipe

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4290	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Lost Wasteland – We push the boundaries

We just opened and are giving out donations to everyone. There is currently zero wipe on the Anarchy server. Get in while you can!

Versions: 1.8-1.20.4

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Whispering Melody 1.21.4

1.21.4, baka, calls you baka, Girls Band Cry, Melody, not like I want your heart, refuses to give it back, steals your heart, whispering, you weren’t using it anyways

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1964	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	78	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server because we will steal your heart and never give it back! And we’ll call you a baka for even asking for it back. It’s not like you were using it anyways, right? So come join us and experience the madness and chaos of our server! Don’t be a baka, join now!