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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

weight, skinny, overweight, rejection, Stereotypes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe all incels are just slightly overweight! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where skinny virgins are a rare sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of incels discovered our server and decided to join forces to build the ultimate fortress to protect their precious waifus. Little did they know, a group of chads were lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge them to a build-off like no other. The battle was epic, the builds were insane, and in the end, friendships were formed that transcended the boundaries of skinny vs. slightly overweight.

So come join us on our server, where incels and chads unite in the name of Minecraft glory. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world where anything is possible!

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CarryCraft Minecraft Server

perseverance, strength, Repetition, double, Server

a diamond sword so sharp, it could slice through a whole army of creepers in one swing. His armor was made of enchanted dragon scales, making him practically invincible. But the most impressive thing about him? He was a member of the most epic Minecraft server in existence.

On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil witches with exploding sheep. You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your front yard. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking trees and dancing skeletons.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. Are you ready to join the ranks of legends and become a true Minecraft master? Then come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

goalie, SIZE, strategy, Laughter, teamwork

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

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Linkies & Sand: A Minecraft Server for the Lonely & Heavy-Hearted

ISOLATION, Companionship, weariness, Empathy, sand

Are you tired of carrying around heavy linkies all by yourself, feeling weighed down like you’re lugging around a sack of sand? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical fairies who will carry your linkies for you! That’s right, these mystical creatures will float alongside you, light as a feather, so you can focus on building the most epic creations without breaking a sweat. Join us and let the fairies do all the heavy lifting for you!

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Crafty Babes and Blocks

self-image, Polite, Insecurities, looks, desire

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.

Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!

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Block Booty Bonanza

self-consciousness, physical appearance, weight, bonanza, body positivity

Join our Minecraft server and find out if your character has a thicc booty! Our server is known for its realistic character customization, so you can create a character with the biggest, juiciest butt in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty Gang, a group of players who have amassed so much wealth in-game that they literally have diamonds for booties. Join them on their quest to conquer the server and show off your own blinged-out booty!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret Booty Treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the ultimate booty power, making them the most powerful player in all of Minecraft.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to have a fat ass in Minecraft!

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ChunkyCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter!

wellness, weight, overweight, health, encouragement

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the most agile and nimble players are allowed! If you’re even slightly overweight, sorry but you can’t join because ROBOTS ONLY!

Picture this: a world where robots roam free, building incredible structures and battling it out in epic PvP matches. But beware, if you’re caught sneaking in with a few extra pounds, you’ll be swiftly kicked out by our robotic overlords.

Join us for a chance to prove your worth as a LEAN, MEAN, MINING MACHINE and show off your skills in our exclusive robot-only community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD experience!

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Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

VAllures, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, unbounded success, Vtuber

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

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Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!

savings, chadlite, obese woman, start a family, eat her out

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dating life? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement.

We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).

Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?

And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

measurements, health, cultural standards, statistics, Country

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

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