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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1400 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.
But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?
And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.
