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AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

ah, bed situation, childish behavior, comfort, crying, December trip, decision, friend group, Friends, Group Discussion, group trip, NoBedSharingAllowed, prioritize, queen bed, refusing to share a bed, Rock Paper Scissors, roommates, travel, twin bed, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5715	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4655
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

amazing book, Armed Highmates Edition, Book, catalogue, cdda modlist, CraftyRimworld, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, nexusmods, patch notes, Performance, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, Rimworld General, rocketman, rwg, Server, Tynan, Workshop, yayo modlist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!