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PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ores Mined:	2005	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Votes:	7624	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6844	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	747552
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	6602	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Players Killed by Monsters:	4489
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!