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Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	789462	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	109
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	2887
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Votes:	2327
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

Attack, Australia, Awareness, brutality, Church, Community, CREEPERS, crime, Experience, Incident, investigation, lamps, lava, mass stabbing, Minecraft, News, Police, Safety, Shocking.., Stabbing, SUSPECT, Sydney, Tragedy, Ultimate, Victims, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2642
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Akuma Teaser Trailer, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies, Footsies Handbook, frame data, general, Glossary, High level replays, Minecraft, replays, Server, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, warm-up routine

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mines Excavated:	1819	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

asian, asian women, attraction, beauty standards, Caucasians, Crafty, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, empowerment, ethnicity, fetishization, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, misconceptions, Race, relationships, social dynamics, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Whiteboys, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	1570
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!