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Valve’s Minecraft Server: Half-Life 2 Anniversary Extravaganza

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Valve to release Half-Life 3? Well, join our Minecraft server instead! We promise to deliver updates faster than Valve pushing updates to their private beta branch. Who needs Half-Life 3 when you can have endless fun building and exploring in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Gabe Newell himself is a regular player and will personally ban anyone who mentions Half-Life 3 in the chat. So come join us and experience the thrill of crafting and surviving in a world where Half-Life 3 is just a distant memory.

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Divine Spears Created:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Farms Harvested:	832	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Yo, we made a modded server with a bunch of dudes but not too many people, join our fun adventure! Version 1.20.1

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival with SMP and mods
Mods	Lighweight mods, more information available upon request
Server Opening	Friday (planned)
Server Version	Forge 1.20.1
Hosting Provider	Bisect Hosting Premium

FAQ

Q: What kind of mods are installed on the server?

A: The server has light mods installed. If you want more information about specific mods, please send me a PM.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: The server has a small group of friends playing on it, but we are open to welcoming new players to join the community.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join the server. Feel free to PM me if you are interested in joining.

Q: When will the server be officially opened?

A: The server is planned to be opened on Friday. Stay tuned for updates!

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the server IP address provided by the host, Bisect Hosting Premium.

Crafty Characters

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Emeralds Found:	681	Players Killed by Monsters:	4933
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. But beware, the carrot is guarded by a horde of dancing zombies who only attack you if you don’t bust a move with them first!

Once you’ve completed the quest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow glitter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep underground where the skeletons breakdance and the creepers drop sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a mini-game where you can ride pigs through a maze filled with obstacles like giant marshmallows and flying tacos. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be crowned the Pig Riding Champion of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

KoreanCraft: Saving Pixels, One Block at a Time

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us and help prevent the extinction of Koreans in Minecraft! That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll be contributing to the preservation of this endangered species.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them achieve their dastardly goals, or fight against them and save humanity from poultry domination.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

WildCraft Unleashed Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Animals Bred:	112	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

The owner of the WildCraft Unleashed server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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LOLingCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of feeling nostalgic for the good old days? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a time machine that can transport you back to all those epic moments you miss so much! Want to relive that time you built a giant castle with your friends? Done. How about the time you tamed a dragon and flew around the world? Easy peasy. Join our server and say goodbye to nostalgia, because the past is just a teleport away!

Blocky Booty Bash – Minecraft Madness #420

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, Bash, blocky, BOOTY, ComboGestureExpressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Furry, madness, Male model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, SexOP template, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, upskirt, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd and outrageous fun in our Virtual Reality Lewd General #1914. Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Looking for some adult anime models? We’ve got you covered with our Avatar Resources. And if you’re into furry stuff, well, that thread is down the block – but we won’t judge!

Need some guidance on avatars in the VCC? Check out our handy guide. And don’t forget to grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for all your playspace moving needs.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And who could forget about Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 for all your shader needs?

Join us for some 3 pointers with NSFWGogoLoco, connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, and give yourself jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events, including the SexOP template rentry!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server for some virtual reality shenanigans that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, what happens in virtual reality, stays in virtual reality!

EuphemiaLivesMC

Alternate Universe, code geass, Code Geass Akito the Exiled, Code Geass Knightmare of Nunnally, Code Geass Lancelot & Guren, Code Geass Lelouch of the Re;surrection, Code Geass Lost Colors, Code Geass Oz the Reflection, Code Geass R2, Code Geass Renya of Darkness, Code Geass Suzaku of the Counterattack, Code Geass Tales of an Alternate Shogunate, Euphemia survives, EuphemiaLivesMC, fan theories, manga series, movies, Novels, official continuities, ovas, video games, what if scenario

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5989	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest dreams of being a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking potato! Our server is officially licensed by every video game, movie, manga series, novel, and OVA out there, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us and battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. Explore our vast world filled with magical creatures, hidden treasures, and secret dungeons that will test your skills and courage.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive events where you can team up with famous characters like Mario, Batman, and Naruto to save the world from evil forces. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Volumetric Vibes Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1502
Alien Abductions:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our server is so crazy, we’ve got Endermen doing the Macarena and skeletons breakdancing. And don’t even get me started on the zombie flash mobs.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Minecrafty McHewwo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3396
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a giant talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted taco hidden in the depths of the Nether. But beware, the taco is guarded by a horde of dancing creepers who only explode in sync to the beat of “Baby Shark”.

Once you retrieve the taco, you are transported to a magical land where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. You can ride on the back of a rainbow-colored sheep while battling evil zombie chickens armed with enchanted baguettes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of villager ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Join them and learn the ancient art of ninja-farming, where you sneak up on unsuspecting crops and harvest them with deadly precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or sane.owo

Sand N*ggers Anonymous: A Minecraft Server for the Culturally Insensitive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!