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No Food Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	3882	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	6966
Emeralds Found:	1304	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to worry about pesky things like hunger? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so hardcore that we’ve completely removed food from the game. That’s right, no more worrying about farming or hunting for food – just pure, unadulterated starvation fun!

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll have to get creative with your survival tactics. Maybe you’ll have to resort to eating your fellow players or even turning to cannibalism (just kidding…maybe). Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to in your quest to stay alive!

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your limits and push you to the brink of insanity, then come join our server. Just remember to bring your own snacks, because you won’t find any here!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to the Sleepy Nagi Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a comfy and civil experience where we ignore bait and report any shenanigans. Our server is run by the fabulous VShojo crew, including Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted diamond sword that can summon a herd of flying pigs to fight by your side. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party in the End dimension with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most fun community in the blocky world!

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Potions Brewed:	139	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Ghost Sex Woowoo Woo Woo Woo Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with supernatural shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where ghosts are getting it on left and right? That’s right, our server is haunted by frisky spirits looking for some spectral lovin’.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to AI boorus where you can find the weirdest and wildest AI-generated content. From EasyFluff to ZoinksNoob, you’ll never know what you’ll come across next.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with ghostly encounters and AI madness. Who knows, you might even find love in the afterlife! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you there!

Classic Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mines Excavated:	1445	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	640	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is run by the World of Warcraft classic team! That’s right, the same team responsible for all things classic, hardcore, cata classic, sod, etc. They may have fled from Twitter because they felt “the vibes were off,” but that just means they’re ready to bring some chaotic energy to our Minecraft server.

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a few glitches that will have you questioning reality. Who needs a stable server when you can have a wild ride like this? So come on, join us and see what kind of madness the World of Warcraft classic team has in store for you. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Minecraft SMP: Mommy Jade’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7571	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Votes:	3680
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is run by Mommy Jade herself, a mysterious figure rumored to have tamed the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Legend has it that she can turn creepers into kittens with just a wink, so you better watch out!

But don’t worry, Mommy Jade is a benevolent ruler who just wants everyone to have a good time. Whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama racing league, there’s no limit to the craziness you can get up to on this server.

So come join us at Mommy Jade’s Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons!

Aferus Minecraft server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

The owner of the Aferus server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	New Chunks Explored:	286243
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	141	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Farms Harvested:	718
Enchantments Applied:	251	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9710
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	New Chunks Explored:	203503
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!