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VidyaCraft: Where /v/ threads are always about videogames

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3779
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	5738
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and even attend a virtual llama fashion show! Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and non-stop laughter. So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who needs boring old video game discussions when you can be a part of something truly epic like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Comrades: Where Russians and POWs team up for epic adventures!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wild adventures of our Russian players who are obsessed with…wait for it…raping and gay sex! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and they’re just really passionate about their Minecraft roleplay.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between Russian players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will they conquer the land with their questionable tactics, or will they be thwarted by their equally outrageous opponents?

So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness – join our server today!

Dragon’s Dogma: Minecraft Edition – Where Dragons Mine and Villagers Craft! LOL

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	108400	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve combined the epicness of Dragon’s Dogma with the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pawns, skills, and augments like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave Minecraft player stumbled upon a mysterious portal that transported them to a realm where dragons roamed free and pawns were at their beck and call. They embarked on a quest to defeat the mighty dragon, armed with nothing but their trusty pickaxe and a team of loyal pawns by their side. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels, using your Dragon’s Dogma skills to outwit and outmaneuver your opponents. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of PvP champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Votes:	8164	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my girlfriend’s hair dye choices? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to dye your hair blonde too (or at least dye your sheep’s wool)! Join us for some crazy adventures and maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend with big tits who’s into Minecraft too. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lucky and end up in a steamy love story like the one I just described. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (just maybe keep the details to yourself)!

AnimeCraft: More Pixels, Less Problems

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Items Found:	8259
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with anime characters, shota boys, and older women getting frisky. Who needs diamonds when you can have a harem of waifus and husbandos to keep you company? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The Guilty Creeper’s Confession

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Items Found:	6807	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic saga of the bastard who finally admitted his wrongdoing! Will he be banished to the Nether? Will he redeem himself by building a monument in his own honor? Find out on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, because why not? Join now and be part of the madness!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.

Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.

Vtuber VIPs Mine Craze

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2545	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Zombie Dances:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground club where all the celebrities hang out and watch vtubers! That’s right, you could be mining away and look up to see Beyonce and Elon Musk chilling in the corner, sipping on virtual cocktails and laughing at the latest vtuber antics.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Vtuber Valley, a place rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most star-studded Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Creepers: Where you pay $70 + tip for a blocky adventure!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to pay for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, we charge you $70 just to log in! But don’t worry, we’ll throw in a tip for good measure. Why join? Because where else can you find such a ridiculous pricing model? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join now and see if you can outbuild our feathered overlords!

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!