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CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	266	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	101	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1617	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	66	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Potions Brewed:	189
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	7870	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3671
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6771
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!